Terrible Hockey Cast

we talk hockey but we're not any good

62 Skinny & Frail

the wilting flower

the plan_ yellow gretzky, the stanky leg, colorado turducken

the offroad: polinate me, sailor!

the tunes_ weldon irvine - sinbad / milton wright - spaced

the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxSLZkLZN-g

Fri, 18 Nov 2016 00:07:55 -0600

120 poop sandwich

that sounds good

the plan: stars burial, home wrecker mike, blues/bruins final

the offroad: karlsson kchew

the tunes: san francisco rush 2049 soundtrack. it was a mistake.

Sun, 26 May 2019 01:58:41 -0500

119 Big Diappy Booty

we back

the plan: what’s hockey again

the offroad: oh it has ice

the tunes: sofa brown - we back (feat. evan blocker) / susumu yokota - classic and unreleased works 199

Sun, 31 Mar 2019 22:28:48 -0500

118 Big Tuchus Theory

the bigger the booty the better the player

the plan: rip rick nash, trade bait, big asses

the offroad: ice

the tunes: letherette - ep 3 / moon diagrams - lifetime of love

Sun, 13 Jan 2019 00:22:37 -0600

117 Sweet Tea and the Generated Tone

steve got mad

the plan: some shit but mostly the stars

the offroad: sonic stories

the tunes: afx - orphaned deejay selek 2006-2008 / afx - hangable auto bulb

Sun, 06 Jan 2019 00:39:20 -0600

116 #NotMyTweety

hockey talk's back, in broken form

the plan: wait what’s hockey again? why can’t they just walk? do they know the ground exists if they melt the ice?

the offroad: fortnite references: 1 // and chon broke the episode unplugging the interface during an epic rant before chris went into a personal anti-trumpfan story

the tunes: steve’s music mix

Sat, 22 Dec 2018 01:50:00 -0600

115 The Whitmore Files

do you quack like a duck

the plan: what is ice hockey? i don’t know but it’s hurting people.

the offroad: fortnite references: 3

the tunes: yasuaki shimizu - kakashi & various

Sat, 20 Oct 2018 23:46:03 -0500


20 Days Since Our Last Confession

the plan: karlsson, whalin’ out, season predictions

the offroad: THE GRIZZ

the tunes_ klaus johann grobe - spagat der liebe / negative gemini - body work

Sat, 29 Sep 2018 08:36:11 -0500

113 I’m An Angry Whore

the b word

the plan: party hard, tyler’s gambit, fucking gen z

the offroad: we broke

the tunes: 신세하 xin seha - 24town / john tejada - parabolas

Sat, 08 Sep 2018 23:41:21 -0500

112 Sports Should Die

being milked

the plan: whatever bullshit writers are desperate to generate ad revenue for

the offroad: chin soliloquy

the tunes: brian bennett - voyage (a journey into discoid funk) / salfvman - ambiente satén

Tue, 21 Aug 2018 23:19:14 -0500

111 Case of Misadventure

that was it for him

the plan: what’s hockey again

the offroad: visit emptyyourballs.com

the tunes_ spirit - time circle (1968-1972)

Sun, 05 Aug 2018 23:46:10 -0500

110 We Didn’t Do Show Prep

but david’s here!!!

the plan: long balls

the offroad: long balls

the tunes: azymuth - light as a feather / azymuth - latin essentials

Mon, 09 Jul 2018 00:06:30 -0500

109 Dallas Cocaine Location

long balls 5: no fly zone

the plan: draft and moves

the offroad: the gruber playlist

the tunes: shinichi osawa - the one

the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVrThmfAo64

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:29:59 -0500

108 #1 Stinky: Long B4lls

what he has to do because he has long balls

the plan: it’s the offseason baby!!!

the offroad: karlsson. fuck.

the tunes: knxwledge - anthology

the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ykGjAZytAo

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 23:29:40 -0500

107 Long Ball3s

the threequel

the plan: washed out in vegas, more long balls reporting

the offroad: kovalchuk is 35 and ready to f

the tunes: charles bradley - no time for dreaming / yusef lateef - psychicemotus

the video: http://youtu.be/C5-G__HaO3M

Sun, 10 Jun 2018 23:38:46 -0500

106 Long. Balls.

balls hangin down

the plan: gingers, longballs in long island, the stanley cup final

the offroad: i dunno man

the tunes: grover washington jr. - feels so good / ramsey lewis - another voyage

the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N531LdeD6jk

Sun, 27 May 2018 23:25:39 -0500

105 Long Balls Saison DUPONT

ass eatin sazn

the plan: dallas gets a new daddy, so long to long balls, sabres have a win to waste

the offroad:

the tunes: winston edwards - king tubby meets the upsetter at the grass roots of dub / lee "scratch" perry & the upsetters - super ape & return of the super ape

the video: https://youtu.be/f8I7TbYVi8E

Sun, 06 May 2018 23:28:16 -0500

104 Tame Fucks

alec baldwin vs. cash me outside

the plan: coaches be gone, Goalie News!!!, them playoffs

the offroad: fun losses

the tunes: rare silk - american eyes / scott gilmore - subtle vertigo

the video: http://youtu.be/oLpq9wnu8Fg

Sun, 22 Apr 2018 00:03:37 -0500

103 Val Scratchin’ At The Door


the plan: hitch ditched, oiled up

the offroad: kardi done goofed

the tunes: jeff lorber fusion - water sign / jeff lorber fusion - wizard island

the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st0he-1ZF0c

Sat, 14 Apr 2018 23:39:00 -0500

102 playoff pregame predictions

100 percent

the plan: some bullshit we burn through to get to predictions

the offroad: the bad boys

the tunes: azymuth - fênix / azymuth - carnival

the video: http://youtu.be/3dmq6UfAJZ8

Sun, 08 Apr 2018 00:08:42 -0500

101 Same Old Sorry Stars

group therapy

the plan: goalies again, seattle leaks, and depressed in big d

the offroad: the stars fucking suck

the tunes: the j.b.’s - food for thought / the j.b.’s - doing it to death

the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7iBjjQd02E

Tue, 20 Mar 2018 23:17:25 -0500

100 We Forgot It’s Our 100th Episode

the stars… are the stars

the plan: bury the trades, bishop hits his quota, chris was wrong

the offroad: we make a guest wait

the tunes: frankie reyes - boleros valses y mas / lô borges - lô borges

Thu, 08 Mar 2018 00:18:08 -0600

99 Fish Sweats

what is a boy to do

the plan: tossed salad and scrambled eggs, and trade talk but not a blues trade or i could make the joke “hey baby i hear the blues a-callin’”

the offroad: i got you pegged

the tunes: nelson riddle - the joy of living / tak shindo - far east goes western

the video: http://youtu.be/eMwx6dUrw1w

Fri, 23 Feb 2018 00:45:55 -0600

98 cro-mag’s son

the one with the mcdonagh fight

the plan: that trade deadline, retirements, that usual goalie talk, ottawa has exploded

the offroad: the texans’ rangers debate

the tunes: roy ayers - daddy bug / roy ayers - virgo vibes

the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeDfnKngbT8

Sun, 11 Feb 2018 00:10:45 -0600

97 big tuchus theory


the plan: ice deports another, dammit brad, goalie talk again

the offroad: new york fire sale and split-custody divorce

the tunes: azymuth - telecommunication / kraftwerk - tour de france

the video: http://youtu.be/hNJa06yzyI8

Wed, 31 Jan 2018 00:05:59 -0600

96 I Believe That Children Are The Future

do you put anything on your pork rinds

the plan: retirement, goalie check, someone who should retire

the offroad: michael bay’s The Island

the tunes: weldon irvine - sinbad / milton wright - spaced

the video: http://youtu.be/U-wUo2WiG7M

Wed, 17 Jan 2018 23:26:12 -0600

95 Chris Krieder & The Rib-1 Procedure

aka Marc Bergevin's Canada's Shittiest Home Hockey Teams

the plan: stars report, flame out, the good & the bad

the offroad: jagr giggles

the tunes: harmonia - musik von harmonia / can - ege bamyasi

the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvGnUCD8YDI

Mon, 08 Jan 2018 00:40:12 -0600

94 Baker Clan Tells All

our online security questions ruined

the plan: yellow laces, yellow streaks, yellow bellied

the offroad: lots of money

the tunes: heatwave - central heating / heatwave - too hot to handle

the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2xrmUoIiJ0

Fri, 15 Dec 2017 23:36:38 -0600

93 bailey’s ting go ping

lauer devour

the plan: faksa, quarter final scores, carolingus

the offroad: oh no bailey

the tunes: lonnie liston smith - visions of a new world / lonnie liston smith - dreams of tomorrow

the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TBH6gLG13o

Wed, 29 Nov 2017 23:19:38 -0600

92 Patrick Who

gettin the legends wrong one ep at a time

the plan: shipped and dipped and gripped

the offroad: patrick who

the tunes: keith sweat - make it last forever / pebbles - pebbles

the video: http://youtu.be/wfqlWRGsy9U

Sun, 05 Nov 2017 23:54:07 -0600

91 i’ve got the blues

kraft kill all of us please

the plan: good news/bad news, a league shook, the struggle is real

the offroad: antti up

the tunes: andrew hill - black fire / rahsaan roland kirk - volunteered slavery

the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUkfR1cpp30

Tue, 24 Oct 2017 23:27:43 -0500

90 Hurricane Aaron


the plan: oilers, coyotes, vegas

the offroad: chance the raptor

the tunes: d-train - the best of the 12 mixes

the video: http://youtu.be/TjyUODv66ps

Wed, 18 Oct 2017 23:11:05 -0500

89 First Week Leeks


the plan_ surprises, disappointments, a final round of big moves

the offroad: local flair

the tunes_ mtume - juicy fruit (expanded)

the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhZ-5BsbU38

Fri, 13 Oct 2017 07:59:21 -0500

88 No Matches

rip dave strader

the plan_ big rips, fantasy fodder, a fresh idiot

the offroad: max

the tunes_ riz ortolani - cannibal holocaust / george benson - give me the night

the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hOYM0jd2qs

Sun, 01 Oct 2017 23:38:02 -0500

87 Pieces of Methot

jordan is here

the plan_ ea nhl 18, pre-season penalties, penguins boner

the offroad: jordan is here

the tunes_ the sos band - best of

the video_ http://youtu.be/sEWDTlYYdeQ

Mon, 25 Sep 2017 23:19:46 -0500

86 Rosebud

charles foster bettman

the plan: declaration of principles, parros the boy, women's hurricane

the offroad: the dallas damn cowboys

the tunes_ roy ayers - virgin ubiquity ii

the video_ http://youtu.be/hkzWsRvWn_I

Sun, 10 Sep 2017 23:09:25 -0500


mike, sorry dude

the plan: silver alert

the offroad_trades

 the video_ http://youtu.be/RzJ-rjxOB3k

the music: steely dan

Sun, 03 Sep 2017 23:10:02 -0500

84 Big Contra

ageless splendor

the plan: yung bucks and old fucks

the offroad: caroilna & hurricanes

the tunes_ the best of the bar-kays, vol. 2

the video_ http://youtu.be/rS54y3-d14s

Sat, 26 Aug 2017 00:12:54 -0500

83 Expose Him

fuck nazis

the plan: news and stars and the future

the offroad: dead dog shit

the tunes: pete rock - petestrumentals

the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFptakwyv0w

Wed, 16 Aug 2017 23:18:59 -0500

82 Fatback

three pugs

the plan_ signings, the olympics, and lap dances

the offroad: canadia and ruskies

the tunes_ fatback - tasty jam / con funk shun - spirit of love

the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDwfG4fZj2c

Tue, 01 Aug 2017 22:56:32 -0500

81 I Wish We Hadn't Recorded That

absolutely horrendous

the plan_ black gold for the golden boy, dallas tops off, old man seen wandering

the offroad: tocchet to task

the tunes_ the brothers johnson - look out for #1 / donald byrd - places and spaces and some tears for fears

the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPvPF5Qn0Z4

Wed, 12 Jul 2017 23:40:05 -0500

80 Chris Christie and the Radulov Buttchug

no long hair

the plan_ free agency and trades make the summer hot

the offroad: jagr's jugglers

the tunes_ the edge: david axelrod at capitol records 1966-1970

the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHLpn5nU4Rk

Mon, 03 Jul 2017 22:30:39 -0500

79 #2's Got Me Excited

kimmy gibbler yes

the plan: draft talk

the offroad: offseason shenanigans

the tunes_ yusef lateef - in a temple garden / lonnie liston smith - expansions

the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4tvR-3bBHc

Sun, 25 Jun 2017 23:46:00 -0500

78 Dan Girarddiarrhea

a lot better than the last one

the plan: the playoffs, the trades, the rumors

the offroad: pierre with another question

the tunes: the crusaders - chain reaction / the crusaders - crusaders 1

the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acHZA3ey8yg

Sat, 17 Jun 2017 23:45:32 -0500

77 It Feels Not Real

that's the title

the plan_ nasty boys, seattle seed, calgary flame-out

the offroad: chris stops us down

the tunes_ ronnie laws - the best of ronnie laws / ronnie laws - pressure sensitive

the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp5RGR1aMyw

Fri, 09 Jun 2017 23:33:38 -0500

76 Carries Fisher Is Risen

carrie fisher cast the first stone

the plan_ pour one out for the losers, bishop retreats from king, steve got a new job

the offroad_ 

the tunes_ luther vandross - never too much / donald byrd - the creeper

the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBoSiXqsk3w

Sat, 27 May 2017 00:06:34 -0500

75 dingle milbury

the playoffs bring a buzzo

the plan_ my croutons are made out of crosby crumbles sliced with a fine sabre.

the offroad: the islanders, fuck mike milbury

the tunes_ cutie pie - one way / la bouche - sweet dreams

the video_ http://youtu.be/zKFmt-zbpL0

Wed, 03 May 2017 23:08:54 -0500

74 Buddy Hacket's Bracket

you know who he is right

the plan: coaches and playoffs

the offroad: oilers v good bb, hitch

the tunes_ the brothers johnson - kickin’ / the brothers johnson - light up the night

the video_ http://youtu.be/aVGm0kRnmqA

Sat, 15 Apr 2017 23:28:05 -0500

73 I Forgot The Name Of This Episode

Please Don't Be Mad, Our Software Gave An Error

the plan_ olympus has fallen, the ladies have risen, the playoffs need a burst

the offroad: why do i bother breathing

the tunes_ bloodstone - party / pharoah sanders - summun, bukmun, umyun

the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0LUd4Cw0HU

Wed, 05 Apr 2017 23:44:00 -0500

72 Tkachukies In Love

women's issues

the plan_ ladies and gentlemen.

the offroad: lisa on ice.

the tunes_ charles bradley - no time for dreaming / yusef lateef - psychicemotus

the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPcElk-EqWk

Tue, 21 Mar 2017 23:49:44 -0500

71 #TugLife

the playoffs are almost here wow damn wow!!!

the plan: on the horizon, it's the playoffs.

the offroad: the dallas stars are shit.

the tunes_ alice coltrane - journey in satchidananda / curtis mayfield - curtis

the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rkAILtLSNU

Wed, 15 Mar 2017 23:29:02 -0500

70 Big Bear Doin Thangs

pig flu kill us all

the plan_ yung bucks keep you satisfied, playoff prep

the offroad: vegas.

the tunes_ the gap band - the best of the gap band

the video_ http://youtu.be/Oo7yO2v4dyQ

Thu, 09 Mar 2017 23:08:30 -0600

69 Potato Born

Jordie meets Ott

the plan: mumps and moves

the offroad: THE DALLAS STARS

the tunes_ yusef lateef - in a temple garden / lonnie liston smith - expansions

the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfQC0hbppMs

Tue, 28 Feb 2017 23:59:35 -0600

68 Partyman Trudeau

trade batin'

the plan_ take a shot of jagr, strader up, trade batin’

the offroad: barstool on blast

the tunes: prince - batman / lonnie liston smith - dreams of tomorrow

the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUDHrYsP2ZA

Wed, 15 Feb 2017 23:31:00 -0600

67 Kimmy "Carolina" Gibbler Part 2

look at this backpack i bought

the plan_ bryz back with bits, hitch ditched, the islanders set sail

the offroad: nordstom

the music: ailie's mix

the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJujD7usYao

the zipper on mine broke

Wed, 01 Feb 2017 23:00:36 -0600

66 Colorado When I Dip You Dip We Dip

let's deke

the plan_ trades; goalies; and whatever happens in vegas is often, relenting, and without remorse

the offroad: colorado legal weep

the tunes_ atlantic 60th: instrumental jams / roy ayers - vibrations

the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHeXCCUozTM (it crashed)

Fri, 27 Jan 2017 23:56:28 -0600

65 Back On The Scene

With The Gangster Lean

the plan: them stars, them firings

the offroad: thc brb

the tunes_ cymande - cymande / cujo

Thu, 19 Jan 2017 23:47:00 -0600

64 Alan Thicke Appreciation Station

stay hard

the plan: bad news for bad dudes

the offroad: more bad news

the tunes_ ramsey lewis trio - sound of christmas / a classic motown christmas

Thu, 15 Dec 2016 07:59:22 -0600

63 Mr. Game 7th Heaven

hockey is weird 2016

the plan_ turkey giblets, gary’s gravy train, aaron’s re-arrival

the offroad: las vegas turnaround & hockey today

the tunes_ johnny hodges - 3 shades of blue / ramp - come into knowledge

the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5Rxa-tlfQY

Sat, 03 Dec 2016 00:23:41 -0600

61 McRibeiro

can i get a mcpick 2???????

the plan_ the stars suck, vegos, league leaders

the offroad_ mcrib is back

the tunes_ herb alpert - rise / herb alpert - magic man

the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQs4dTaO3Z4

Thu, 10 Nov 2016 23:59:34 -0600

60 Good Clear Tequila

the finest yung bucks

the plan_ benny b’s dental dam, the las vegas creams, the yung bucks on parade

the offroad: the people's court

the tunes_ azymuth - light as a feather / azymuth - latin essentials

the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ4udVzQRFQ

Sun, 30 Oct 2016 00:13:03 -0500

59 The DD Buzzo Spectacular

tapatio player of the week

the plan: chris busts his hockey '16-'17 nut

the offroad: terrible hockey player of the week

the tunes: steve's spotify surprise

Sat, 22 Oct 2016 23:09:59 -0500

58.5 THC PRESENTS #2 Better Than Last Time

auston dave matthews

the plan: nothing. hockey's back!!!

the offroad: a decent idea for a rookie bit.

the tunes: jimmy mcgriff, lucky thompson, george freeman, o'donel levy - friday the 13th / charles mingus - pre-bird

Wed, 12 Oct 2016 23:18:10 -0500

58 Move It, Shake It

we're back baby.

the plan_ does anyone remember the world cup, scouting report, predicks

the offroad: russ died. we fight about numbers.

the tunes: o'donel levy - breeding of mind / o'donel levy - simba

Thu, 06 Oct 2016 23:31:15 -0500

57 The Dennis System

hop on pops

the plan_ world cuppa gabagool, ea jorts nhl lickers

the offroad: big poppa

the tunes_ jeff lorber fusion - water sign / jeff lorber fusion - wizard island

Wed, 14 Sep 2016 23:34:18 -0500

56 Fuzzy Cup of Hockey

there's not much to talk about

the plan_ world cuppa cuppa because that’s all we can suckle

the offroad_ bold claims 2015-2016 review

the tunes_ curtis mayfield - sweet exorcist / sonny rollins - the bridge

Wed, 07 Sep 2016 23:04:29 -0500

55 Greg Exists

Greg Is Here

the plan_ first lady, king blue, what a salmon what a play

the offroad: greg is here

the tunes_ the crusaders - southern comfort

Thu, 25 Aug 2016 23:17:52 -0500

54 Heathcliff

garth field

the plan_ rome hip check, canadian club, rip john saunders, nhl 17

the offroad: canadian hunter, the olympics, hispanics and latinos

the tunes_ mandrill - mandrill / horace silver - six pieces of silver

the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjzgeTh7igA

Wed, 10 Aug 2016 23:00:00 -0500

53 Aleve

all day strong for all day long

the plan: dome'd, pk subban is a nice guy, family matters

the offroad: electronic arts presents: national hockey in 2017.

the tunes_ ramsey lewis - tequila mockingbird / dexter wansel - time is slipping away

the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZuhrYgO4HQ

Wed, 03 Aug 2016 23:01:42 -0500

52 Good News, Bad News

*&@% The Islanders

the plan_ movers and stinkers, hot steamers, the good news and the bad news

the offroad: the isle of spoop and doop

the tunes_ deodato - knights of fantasy / deodato - percepção / dave brubeck quartet - time out

the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7-QvyJn-wI

Mon, 25 Jul 2016 23:12:39 -0500

51 Swiftmas in July 2016

it's also tradepocalypse 2016

the plan_ the benn clock tolls for thee, hurricane pk blows through, and wondrous trades never cease

the offroad: kimye v. swift, david's dad

the tunes: deodato - deodato 2 / deodato - happy hour

the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyW-La7nqpc

Mon, 18 Jul 2016 23:04:18 -0500

50 Tradepocalypse 2016

i feel like we uh when's the expansion draft happening?

the plan_ trades and free agency and spreadsheets

the offroad: chris burns a jersey

the tunes_ deodato - prelude / deodato - love island

the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuIADxSE69o

Mon, 04 Jul 2016 22:57:42 -0500

49 Spreadsheet Spread Em'

the offseason makes us try harder

the plan_ this offseason won’t let up, spreadsheet, bit

the offroad: modano number 9

the tunes_ deodato - night cruiser

the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_kO4HDhQCg

Tue, 28 Jun 2016 23:16:17 -0500

48 Off Season Squeezin'

why do we have so much content

the plan_ the seal has been broken and teams are pissing on the floor, fleetwood mac’s rumours with a u, and maybe we define a summer bit

the offroad: some rips, phil almost did it

the music_ the alchemist - israeli salad / oh no - dr. no's oxperiment

the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8S4aLNCz-U

Mon, 20 Jun 2016 23:05:35 -0500

47 A Dead Season & Legend & Little Man

ALF is an American science fiction sitcom that aired on NBC from September 22, 1986 to March 24, 1990. It was the first television series to be presented in Dolby Surround.

the plan_ emperor penguins and their hot dog king, ducks get randy, and the desert freezes over and howe will we go on

the offroad: rip gordie howe, michu meszaros, probably dave strader

the tunes_ quincy jones - soul bossa nova / earl hines - fatha / johnny and the hurricanes - stormsville

the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3oNl25tfoU

Tue, 14 Jun 2016 23:50:42 -0500

46 The Final: With No 'S'

probably some british thing

the plan: game 1, hitch, the mighty ducks' choice, olympian cups

the offroad: the mean streets of dallas and a suburban teacher

the tunes_ horace silver - serenade to a soul sister / chet atkins - guitar country

the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl7Pk8eB6ZY

Tue, 31 May 2016 23:18:16 -0500

45 Round 3.5: Tandem Boys

children with balls

the plan: tandem goalies, baseball, ihf

the offroad: steve's wild seattle adventure

the tunes_ richard holmes & gene ammons - groovin’ with jug / john coltrane - blue train

the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8CCPjnXvi4

Mon, 23 May 2016 23:13:26 -0500

44 Round 3: The Crying Game 7

i guess that's why they call it the blues

the plan: stars sadness

the offroad: belfour joke series

the tunes: medley of sad songs

the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GFjljhPORo

Mon, 16 May 2016 23:19:00 -0500

43 Round 2 Again: We Got Game 7s

and a heart attack

the plan: playoff hockey playoff hockey my god

the offroad: steve has questions. the big baby found a crib.

the tunes_ dorothy ashby - afro-harping / alice coltrane - world galaxy

the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIFRFE-Rr74

Mon, 09 May 2016 23:17:00 -0500

42 Round 2: For You

don't say that

the plan_ big baby lose his rubber ducky, oilers strike a 4, and the playoffs give me agita

the offroad: both pierres suck.

the tunes_ sonny rollins - now’s the time! / rahsaan roland kirk - simmer, reduce, garnish & serve

the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KAUo-K2VDA

Mon, 02 May 2016 22:57:00 -0500

41 Pierre's Patio: Round 1 Review 2016

pierre mcguire taken to task

the plan: our brackets are terrible, and we visit pierre's patio

the offroad: see you at the crossroads, the crying game

the music_ dexter wansel - life on mars / bernard wright - ‘nard

the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-INxGwz8PB8

Mon, 25 Apr 2016 23:07:18 -0500

40 The New York Penguins

cable subscriptos

the plan: playoff hockey 2016

the offroad: myregularface's seguin connection revealed by another steve deepthroat informant

the tunes: ronnie laws - every generation / ronnie laws - fever

Mon, 18 Apr 2016 22:52:07 -0500

39 Playoff Preview 2016

put on my blue suede shoes

the plan_ to russia with chub, big money lottery style, playoffs???

the offroad: put on my blue suede shoes

the tunes_ nhl 99 soundtrack / nhl 2000 soundtrack / spenser liszt - until further notice

Mon, 11 Apr 2016 23:09:51 -0500

38 Is That My Underwear Or Yours

we're all sick.

the plan_ three men: two out, one up, and a big disgrace

the offroad: the duff on her knees, goalie pad shrinkage

the tunes_ marvin gaye - trouble man / ramsey lewis - and his gentle-men of jazz

the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80rjdj9fnMk

Mon, 04 Apr 2016 22:42:08 -0500

37 First Prize: Cadillac El Dorado

not much to talk about

the plan: yik yak, tev, and gaggers

the offroad: rich boys make the money.

the tunes_ ramsey lewis - don't it feel good / thad jones - the magnificent thad

the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6-uCqa_UP8

Mon, 28 Mar 2016 23:10:00 -0500

36 Sweet Daddy Ray's Nug

a bit is paid off and a new bit goes hard

the plan_ huge if true, the morrow post-morrowtem, a conspiracy theory

the offroad: nhl gamecenter still sucks.

the tunes_ wes montgomery - goin’ out of my head / the modern jazz quartet - self titled

the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh0lCNez9xg

Mon, 21 Mar 2016 23:01:37 -0500

35 A One Game Winning Streak

we weren't prepared for this episode.

the plan: in my morrow, playoff picture, fantasy tasty

the offroad: lady lila, phone wars, mibble bibble lopo splort

the tunes: the upsetters - blackboard jungle dub / charles earland - street themes

the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuH93Su1OGc

Mon, 14 Mar 2016 23:05:20 -0500

34 Maxin' Cam Talbot

aaron saves the show

the plan: congrats to buzzo, jagr, drouin down under

the offroad: special guest saves chin's ass

the tunes_ bobbi humphrey - fancy dancer / ronnie foster - two headed freap

the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAMTYBjATSs

Tue, 08 Mar 2016 23:04:03 -0600

33 David's Frozen Yogurt Trip

David Is Anchored

the plan: world cup garbage, trades, and a trade bit payoff

the offroad: weiner dogs, maybe crawfish, steve completely punches his macbook

the tunes: lonnie liston smith explorations: the columbia recordings

the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igorvW8QGcw

the write-up: https://medium.com/terrible-hockey-cast/the-payoff-and-postmortem-of-trade-bit-2016-77d505239512#.8beedtyce

Wed, 02 Mar 2016 23:03:00 -0600

32 Leave Britney Alone

that should be the episode title

the plan_ pk and the trade bait crew and hot crawfish opinions

the offroad: trade bit, fight and claw to hot florida livin

the tunes_ twennynine with lenny white - best of friends / bud powell - inner fires

the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJOjuap1mqc

Tue, 23 Feb 2016 23:07:00 -0600

31 Sugar Ray Wiki Page

we wanted to call this RNH

the plan: stars and rangers back on the scene with the gangster lean, don't stop til you get phaneuf, a trade bit

the offroad: "horcroff", the gloves of a man

the tunes: lenny white - streamline / george duke - the aura will prevail

the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuxNcuoBoaw

Tue, 16 Feb 2016 22:58:00 -0600

30 Lady Schmear Gets Wiped

they talked about Destiny after the episode

the plan_ the dennis system, and trade bit

the offroad: bagel report

the tunes_ ramsey lewis - mother nature’s son / pat metheny group - letter from home

Mon, 08 Feb 2016 23:08:40 -0600

29 John Scott's Honda Pilot

john scott and one bit.

the plan_ the agony and ecstasy of john scott

the offroad: the trade bit, coffee

the tunes: new directions of the afro blues quintet plus one / thelonius monk with john coltrane / warren zevon - hot somebody! (the hockey song)

the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Clc97puOG6o

Mon, 01 Feb 2016 23:02:38 -0600

28 Kimmy Gibbler Wouldja

oooookay. alright.

the plan_ dallas sucks, canadian teams suck, torts got them baby back ribs

the offroad: thick, full trade rumors. the bagel report returns. puck to the groin.

the tunes: otis redding - otis blue / john coltrane - living space

the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sctHajL4rOg

Mon, 25 Jan 2016 22:12:58 -0600

27 Return of the Return of the Buzzo

Bits Take Over

the plan_ john scott fan club, barclay’s boy returns, new years resolute

the offroad: bettman sucks, trade guesses on the gd record

the tunes: ramsey lewis - sun goddess / mulatu astatke - éthiopiques volume 4: ethio jazz & musique instrumentale, 1969–1974

the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39zxefBQrvA

Mon, 18 Jan 2016 22:41:17 -0600

26 The Flavor Savor

Big Nill, Dru Nill

the plan_ star snubs, sweaty sales, wife swaps

the offroad: your boyfriend, The Nill, sad news

the tunes: eddie hazel - game, dames and guitar thangs / curtis mayfield - sweet exorcism

the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj6q-S_BKIU

Sat, 09 Jan 2016 20:03:02 -0600

25 You're Loyal, I Like That

McJesus Has Risen

the plan_ the winter spastic, backhand raising kanes, new year bits

the offroad: shortened names, darkwing duck, 3 minutes of hell, false start

the tunes: link wray - sliky link / chet atkins - teen scene

the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYYWx7YmL-4

Sat, 02 Jan 2016 23:42:08 -0600

24 Nien Nunb Bo 1

have you been naughty

the plan_ naughty and nice and a padawan’s delight

the offroad: your papa daddy and the eye glass hut

the tunes: chet baker - silent nights / the ramsey lewis trio - sound of christmas / vince guaraldi trio - a charlie brown christmas

the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsBj2Tb9S4c

Sat, 26 Dec 2015 00:39:15 -0600

23 Succ

When Sparks Fly

the plan_ alberta nights, the geese are cooked, the daley show

the offroad: the robe to the winter classip

the tunes: al green - i’m still in love with you / bobbi humphrey - black and blues

the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRNA3Fp3fDo

Sat, 19 Dec 2015 00:10:51 -0600

22 Young D Keep You Satisfied

Big Boys Night and the Stamkos Who Pressed

the plan_ bad mike out, big boys night, young d keep you satisfied

the offroad: stamkoops, farts

the tunes: gloria scott - what am i gonna do / dorothy ashby - afro-harping

the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDYyG9OqC8c

Sun, 13 Dec 2015 00:13:45 -0600

21 Evacuate The Raft

Kane Brain'd

the plan: thankful and humble, hurtin and scared daddy, getz bent

the offroad: bagel report

the tunes: al green - call me / vince guaraldi trio - jazz impressions of black orpheus

the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBWidhZOS9U

Sat, 28 Nov 2015 01:17:24 -0600

20 Chelios Chilis

Them Stars Be Shining And Daley Be Missin It

the plan: funtasty, all stars, bye bye baby, them stars

the offroad: shania three time

the tunes_ bobbi humphrey - satin doll / roy ayers - drive // google music

the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk35L3ZFkYo

Sat, 21 Nov 2015 20:32:30 -0600

19 Crimmy's Bung Angle Pose

Get Your Fill Of Daddy Talk

the plan_ armchair commissioners, yung buck shuck and jive, the devil and his canine

the offroad: dad life, the ducher, net splot in the monkey bot

the tunes: boogie nights soundtrack / elvis costello - my aim is true / led zeppelin - houses of the holy

the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipzCEpAGQMc

Sun, 15 Nov 2015 00:51:00 -0600

18 Carey Price is Dead

I Got Boo Berry For A Daughter

the plan: we hurtin, we squirtin, we flirtin

the offroad: dead men, cheeze-it grooves®

the tunes: on that google plus

the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qQt8iXICcM

Sat, 07 Nov 2015 01:15:00 -0600

17 Minions Stuffin' Their Dockers

Scary Hockey Stories To Tell In The Dark

the plan_ my girl thursday, 3-on-3 OT enemies, and i can’t escape these damn minions

the offroad: lotta stars talk, appendicitis, burger street

the tunes: good ol' time halloween via google music

the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh4BuKW88f0

Fri, 30 Oct 2015 23:41:13 -0500

16 Coach!!!

he step on

the plan: if you got a beak you weak, the rising stars, hurtin

the offroad: bread, tort's jorts

the tunes: heat wave - too hot to handle/ nantucket - nantucket / some other garbage

the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WMES18KfLA

Sat, 24 Oct 2015 23:59:00 -0500

15 Mister Jim Delivers

Yung Bucks Show Nuts

the plan: fresh season, fresh meat, coach's delight

the offroad: pizza, 3-on-3, mikey g

the tunes: the band - cahoots / marvin gaye - here, my dear

the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb7ftrVk_lQ

Sat, 17 Oct 2015 23:35:00 -0500

14.5 THC PRESENTS #1 High School Burrito

The Plan: There Is No Plan

the plan: a ralphism.

the offroad: high school. chipotle. grocery stores. WHAT THE HELL

the tunes: talking heads - more songs about buildings and food / elvis costello & the attractions - punch the clock

the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-A-lZWWS6g

Sun, 04 Oct 2015 01:31:00 -0500

14 Crazy 'Bout A Ford Truck

Shenmue 3

the plan_ one stop down on the kane train, mouthwash stories, and we got game

the offroad: big foot aka THE YETI, pre-y2k

the tunes: the byrds - sweet heart of the rodeo / burt bacharach - butch cassidy and the sundance kid / steely dan - aja

Sun, 27 Sep 2015 00:30:00 -0500

13 My Life Is A Groin Injury

groin toin

the plan_ mcdavid, kane, and groin

the offroad: slow clowe, my life is a country song

the tunes: elvis costello & the attractions - armed forces / chemical brothers - exit planet dust

Sun, 13 Sep 2015 00:39:43 -0500

12 Pigskin & Kane Puckups

a team gotta stick together.

the plan_ law & order: on ice!, we have to go back to the island, seguin’s snaggers

the offroad: chinatown in brooklyn, kane'd

the tunes: weather report - this is this / the chiffons - sweet talkin' guy / jorge ben - forca bruta

Sat, 05 Sep 2015 23:52:40 -0500

11 I Mean Look At Professor X

it's the off season, it's just court cases and speculation

the plan_ gabagool, charged fool, and a buckin mule

the offroad: strong women, strawberries, star struck

the tunes: stan getz & charlie byrd - jazz samba / otis redding - the best of otis redding

Fri, 28 Aug 2015 23:58:56 -0500

10 The Price Is Wrong

aka Sydor BUZZtd

the plan_ phase 3, gavel bangers, iron ons

the offroad: ted turner, a-rod's website, bagel holes

the tunes_ steely dan - aja / david bowie - young americans / firefall - firefall

Sun, 23 Aug 2015 00:30:02 -0500

9 Testim 123

kane = no no; our hagelin point.... prettttttty good

the plan_ we investigate the mystery of the missing kane, hell’s freezing over, and chriz contends with some riveting news.

the offroad: true dicks #2, a lil simp, The Bagel Report

the tunes: thelonius monk - straight, no chaser / al green - explores your mind

Fri, 14 Aug 2015 23:54:31 -0500

8 And Then We Die?

we can't quite remember the name of this show.

the plan_ contract, expand, digitize, patricize, KANEinize

the offroad: some of those Bits the kids are talking about. we got five of us IN HUMAN.

the tunes: donald fagen - the nightfly, traffic - the low spark of high heeled boys, ten years after - a space in time

Sun, 09 Aug 2015 00:26:09 -0500

7 The Wisdom of Terry

the offseason is starting to become what it an offseason is.

the plan_ there were signings, the bruins are the donald trump of the nhl, we got tv deets

the offroad: salaries are out of control, i wish i was dead

the tunes_ burt bacharach - make it easy on yourself  / pat metheny - travels

note: there are audio issues halfway through this episode. we will investigate and rectify.

Sun, 02 Aug 2015 00:25:09 -0500

6 Backburner Chick

the NHL is the lesser girl you take to make your main crush jealous

the plan: modano check-ins, expand your league by two with this one weird trick, a-maize-ing discrace, EASHL beta boys

the offroad: sean avery's number, she looks like a girl next door

the playlist: google music

Sat, 25 Jul 2015 23:57:42 -0500

5 Ribeiro Fight

apparently mike ribeiro caused a stir.

the plan_ we got big moves and signings. is dallas’ one-two punch as potent as chicago’s? is cam neely insane? plus some more garbage, like the heat death of mr. universe.

the offroad: we had a god damn fight.

the playlist: google music

Wed, 22 Jul 2015 00:11:00 -0500

4 Patrick Sharp Sucks

patrick sharp sucks and we all know it,

the plan_ we got moves all over. we gonna talk about em.

the offroad: i can't remember, i had to take a penalty shot.

the tunes: google music

Sun, 12 Jul 2015 00:17:07 -0500

3 I Love Drake Quotes

plus david, no buzzo

the plan: agents be free and be signed, trades done happened, there are teams who wet themselves & teams who got their shit together.

the offroad: poetry for saint louie, double d, a sponsor

the tunes: google music

Fri, 03 Jul 2015 23:38:00 -0500

2 Enter the Buzzo

we can't schedule for shit

the plan: there be awards, there be draft, there be deals, there be a printed duo.

the offroad: buzzo'd, public asian man

the tunes: google music

Sat, 27 Jun 2015 23:36:18 -0500

1 Apologies To Rob

this is actually episode 4 but we lost the first 3 due to incompetence

the plan: we break up with our girl 2015 and hit on a younger broad named 2016. finals, bishop, free agents, draft.

the offroad: WNHL draft, nhl awards, with apologies to rob riggle.

the tunes: google music

Sun, 21 Jun 2015 13:35:00 -0500