80 Chris Christie and the Radulov Buttchug
no long hair
the plan_ free agency and trades make the summer hot
the offroad: jagr's jugglers
the tunes_ the edge: david axelrod at capitol records 1966-1970
the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHLpn5nU4Rk
Mon, 03 Jul 2017 22:30:39 -0500
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118 Big Tuchus Theory
the bigger the booty the better the player
the plan: rip rick nash, trade bait, big asses
the offroad: ice
the tunes: letherette - ep 3 / moon diagrams - lifetime of love
Sun, 13 Jan 2019 00:22:37 -0600
117 Sweet Tea and the Generated Tone
steve got mad
the plan: some shit but mostly the stars
the offroad: sonic stories
the tunes: afx - orphaned deejay selek 2006-2008 / afx - hangable auto bulb
Sun, 06 Jan 2019 00:39:20 -0600
115 The Whitmore Files
do you quack like a duck
the plan: what is ice hockey? i don’t know but it’s hurting people.
the offroad: fortnite references: 3
the tunes: yasuaki shimizu - kakashi & various
Sat, 20 Oct 2018 23:46:03 -0500
114 877-TERRIBLE-HOC
20 Days Since Our Last Confession
the plan: karlsson, whalin’ out, season predictions
the offroad: THE GRIZZ
the tunes_ klaus johann grobe - spagat der liebe / negative gemini - body work
Sat, 29 Sep 2018 08:36:11 -0500
113 I’m An Angry Whore
the b word
the plan: party hard, tyler’s gambit, fucking gen z
the offroad: we broke
the tunes: 신세하 xin seha - 24town / john tejada - parabolas
Sat, 08 Sep 2018 23:41:21 -0500
112 Sports Should Die
being milked
the plan: whatever bullshit writers are desperate to generate ad revenue for
the offroad: chin soliloquy
the tunes: brian bennett - voyage (a journey into discoid funk) / salfvman - ambiente satén
Tue, 21 Aug 2018 23:19:14 -0500
111 Case of Misadventure
that was it for him
the plan: what’s hockey again
the offroad: visit emptyyourballs.com
the tunes_ spirit - time circle (1968-1972)
Sun, 05 Aug 2018 23:46:10 -0500
110 We Didn’t Do Show Prep
but david’s here!!!
the plan: long balls
the offroad: long balls
the tunes: azymuth - light as a feather / azymuth - latin essentials
Mon, 09 Jul 2018 00:06:30 -0500
109 Dallas Cocaine Location
long balls 5: no fly zone
the plan: draft and moves
the offroad: the gruber playlist
the tunes: shinichi osawa - the one
the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVrThmfAo64
Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:29:59 -0500
108 #1 Stinky: Long B4lls
what he has to do because he has long balls
the plan: it’s the offseason baby!!!
the offroad: karlsson. fuck.
the tunes: knxwledge - anthology
the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ykGjAZytAo
Sun, 17 Jun 2018 23:29:40 -0500
107 Long Ball3s
the threequel
the plan: washed out in vegas, more long balls reporting
the offroad: kovalchuk is 35 and ready to f
the tunes: charles bradley - no time for dreaming / yusef lateef - psychicemotus
the video: http://youtu.be/C5-G__HaO3M
Sun, 10 Jun 2018 23:38:46 -0500
106 Long. Balls.
balls hangin down
the plan: gingers, longballs in long island, the stanley cup final
the offroad: i dunno man
the tunes: grover washington jr. - feels so good / ramsey lewis - another voyage
the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N531LdeD6jk
Sun, 27 May 2018 23:25:39 -0500
105 Long Balls Saison DUPONT
ass eatin sazn
the plan: dallas gets a new daddy, so long to long balls, sabres have a win to waste
the offroad:
the tunes: winston edwards - king tubby meets the upsetter at the grass roots of dub / lee "scratch" perry & the upsetters - super ape & return of the super ape
the video: https://youtu.be/f8I7TbYVi8E
Sun, 06 May 2018 23:28:16 -0500
104 Tame Fucks
alec baldwin vs. cash me outside
the plan: coaches be gone, Goalie News!!!, them playoffs
the offroad: fun losses
the tunes: rare silk - american eyes / scott gilmore - subtle vertigo
the video: http://youtu.be/oLpq9wnu8Fg
Sun, 22 Apr 2018 00:03:37 -0500
103 Val Scratchin’ At The Door
#bigchecks
the plan: hitch ditched, oiled up
the offroad: kardi done goofed
the tunes: jeff lorber fusion - water sign / jeff lorber fusion - wizard island
the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st0he-1ZF0c
Sat, 14 Apr 2018 23:39:00 -0500
102 playoff pregame predictions
100 percent
the plan: some bullshit we burn through to get to predictions
the offroad: the bad boys
the tunes: azymuth - fênix / azymuth - carnival
the video: http://youtu.be/3dmq6UfAJZ8
Sun, 08 Apr 2018 00:08:42 -0500
101 Same Old Sorry Stars
group therapy
the plan: goalies again, seattle leaks, and depressed in big d
the offroad: the stars fucking suck
the tunes: the j.b.’s - food for thought / the j.b.’s - doing it to death
the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7iBjjQd02E
Tue, 20 Mar 2018 23:17:25 -0500
100 We Forgot It’s Our 100th Episode
the stars… are the stars
the plan: bury the trades, bishop hits his quota, chris was wrong
the offroad: we make a guest wait
the tunes: frankie reyes - boleros valses y mas / lô borges - lô borges
Thu, 08 Mar 2018 00:18:08 -0600
99 Fish Sweats
what is a boy to do
the plan: tossed salad and scrambled eggs, and trade talk but not a blues trade or i could make the joke “hey baby i hear the blues a-callin’”
the offroad: i got you pegged
the tunes: nelson riddle - the joy of living / tak shindo - far east goes western
the video: http://youtu.be/eMwx6dUrw1w
Fri, 23 Feb 2018 00:45:55 -0600
98 cro-mag’s son
the one with the mcdonagh fight
the plan: that trade deadline, retirements, that usual goalie talk, ottawa has exploded
the offroad: the texans’ rangers debate
the tunes: roy ayers - daddy bug / roy ayers - virgo vibes
the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeDfnKngbT8
Sun, 11 Feb 2018 00:10:45 -0600
97 big tuchus theory
bazinga
the plan: ice deports another, dammit brad, goalie talk again
the offroad: new york fire sale and split-custody divorce
the tunes: azymuth - telecommunication / kraftwerk - tour de france
the video: http://youtu.be/hNJa06yzyI8
Wed, 31 Jan 2018 00:05:59 -0600
96 I Believe That Children Are The Future
do you put anything on your pork rinds
the plan: retirement, goalie check, someone who should retire
the offroad: michael bay’s The Island
the tunes: weldon irvine - sinbad / milton wright - spaced
the video: http://youtu.be/U-wUo2WiG7M
Wed, 17 Jan 2018 23:26:12 -0600
95 Chris Krieder & The Rib-1 Procedure
aka Marc Bergevin's Canada's Shittiest Home Hockey Teams
the plan: stars report, flame out, the good & the bad
the offroad: jagr giggles
the tunes: harmonia - musik von harmonia / can - ege bamyasi
the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvGnUCD8YDI
Mon, 08 Jan 2018 00:40:12 -0600
94 Baker Clan Tells All
our online security questions ruined
the plan: yellow laces, yellow streaks, yellow bellied
the offroad: lots of money
the tunes: heatwave - central heating / heatwave - too hot to handle
the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2xrmUoIiJ0
Fri, 15 Dec 2017 23:36:38 -0600
93 bailey’s ting go ping
lauer devour
the plan: faksa, quarter final scores, carolingus
the offroad: oh no bailey
the tunes: lonnie liston smith - visions of a new world / lonnie liston smith - dreams of tomorrow
the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TBH6gLG13o
Wed, 29 Nov 2017 23:19:38 -0600
92 Patrick Who
gettin the legends wrong one ep at a time
the plan: shipped and dipped and gripped
the offroad: patrick who
the tunes: keith sweat - make it last forever / pebbles - pebbles
the video: http://youtu.be/wfqlWRGsy9U
Sun, 05 Nov 2017 23:54:07 -0600
91 i’ve got the blues
kraft kill all of us please
the plan: good news/bad news, a league shook, the struggle is real
the offroad: antti up
the tunes: andrew hill - black fire / rahsaan roland kirk - volunteered slavery
the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUkfR1cpp30
Tue, 24 Oct 2017 23:27:43 -0500
90 Hurricane Aaron
hitch'd
the plan: oilers, coyotes, vegas
the offroad: chance the raptor
the tunes: d-train - the best of the 12 mixes
the video: http://youtu.be/TjyUODv66ps
Wed, 18 Oct 2017 23:11:05 -0500
89 First Week Leeks
kartin'
the plan_ surprises, disappointments, a final round of big moves
the offroad: local flair
the tunes_ mtume - juicy fruit (expanded)
the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhZ-5BsbU38
Fri, 13 Oct 2017 07:59:21 -0500
88 No Matches
rip dave strader
the plan_ big rips, fantasy fodder, a fresh idiot
the offroad: max
the tunes_ riz ortolani - cannibal holocaust / george benson - give me the night
the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hOYM0jd2qs
Sun, 01 Oct 2017 23:38:02 -0500
87 Pieces of Methot
jordan is here
the plan_ ea nhl 18, pre-season penalties, penguins boner
the offroad: jordan is here
the tunes_ the sos band - best of
the video_ http://youtu.be/sEWDTlYYdeQ
Mon, 25 Sep 2017 23:19:46 -0500
86 Rosebud
charles foster bettman
the plan: declaration of principles, parros the boy, women's hurricane
the offroad: the dallas damn cowboys
the tunes_ roy ayers - virgin ubiquity ii
the video_ http://youtu.be/hkzWsRvWn_I
Sun, 10 Sep 2017 23:09:25 -0500
85
mike, sorry dude
the plan: silver alert
the offroad_trades
the video_ http://youtu.be/RzJ-rjxOB3k
the music: steely dan
Sun, 03 Sep 2017 23:10:02 -0500
84 Big Contra
ageless splendor
the plan: yung bucks and old fucks
the offroad: caroilna & hurricanes
the tunes_ the best of the bar-kays, vol. 2
the video_ http://youtu.be/rS54y3-d14s
Sat, 26 Aug 2017 00:12:54 -0500
83 Expose Him
fuck nazis
the plan: news and stars and the future
the offroad: dead dog shit
the tunes: pete rock - petestrumentals
the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFptakwyv0w
Wed, 16 Aug 2017 23:18:59 -0500
82 Fatback
three pugs
the plan_ signings, the olympics, and lap dances
the offroad: canadia and ruskies
the tunes_ fatback - tasty jam / con funk shun - spirit of love
the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDwfG4fZj2c
Tue, 01 Aug 2017 22:56:32 -0500
81 I Wish We Hadn't Recorded That
absolutely horrendous
the plan_ black gold for the golden boy, dallas tops off, old man seen wandering
the offroad: tocchet to task
the tunes_ the brothers johnson - look out for #1 / donald byrd - places and spaces and some tears for fears
the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPvPF5Qn0Z4
Wed, 12 Jul 2017 23:40:05 -0500
79 #2's Got Me Excited
kimmy gibbler yes
the plan: draft talk
the offroad: offseason shenanigans
the tunes_ yusef lateef - in a temple garden / lonnie liston smith - expansions
the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4tvR-3bBHc
Sun, 25 Jun 2017 23:46:00 -0500
78 Dan Girarddiarrhea
a lot better than the last one
the plan: the playoffs, the trades, the rumors
the offroad: pierre with another question
the tunes: the crusaders - chain reaction / the crusaders - crusaders 1
the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acHZA3ey8yg
Sat, 17 Jun 2017 23:45:32 -0500
77 It Feels Not Real
that's the title
the plan_ nasty boys, seattle seed, calgary flame-out
the offroad: chris stops us down
the tunes_ ronnie laws - the best of ronnie laws / ronnie laws - pressure sensitive
the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp5RGR1aMyw
Fri, 09 Jun 2017 23:33:38 -0500
76 Carries Fisher Is Risen
carrie fisher cast the first stone
the plan_ pour one out for the losers, bishop retreats from king, steve got a new job
the offroad_
the tunes_ luther vandross - never too much / donald byrd - the creeper
the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBoSiXqsk3w
Sat, 27 May 2017 00:06:34 -0500
75 dingle milbury
the playoffs bring a buzzo
the plan_ my croutons are made out of crosby crumbles sliced with a fine sabre.
the offroad: the islanders, fuck mike milbury
the tunes_ cutie pie - one way / la bouche - sweet dreams
the video_ http://youtu.be/zKFmt-zbpL0
Wed, 03 May 2017 23:08:54 -0500
74 Buddy Hacket's Bracket
you know who he is right
the plan: coaches and playoffs
the offroad: oilers v good bb, hitch
the tunes_ the brothers johnson - kickin’ / the brothers johnson - light up the night
the video_ http://youtu.be/aVGm0kRnmqA
Sat, 15 Apr 2017 23:28:05 -0500
73 I Forgot The Name Of This Episode
Please Don't Be Mad, Our Software Gave An Error
the plan_ olympus has fallen, the ladies have risen, the playoffs need a burst
the offroad: why do i bother breathing
the tunes_ bloodstone - party / pharoah sanders - summun, bukmun, umyun
the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0LUd4Cw0HU
Wed, 05 Apr 2017 23:44:00 -0500
72 Tkachukies In Love
women's issues
the plan_ ladies and gentlemen.
the offroad: lisa on ice.
the tunes_ charles bradley - no time for dreaming / yusef lateef - psychicemotus
the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPcElk-EqWk
Tue, 21 Mar 2017 23:49:44 -0500
71 #TugLife
the playoffs are almost here wow damn wow!!!
the plan: on the horizon, it's the playoffs.
the offroad: the dallas stars are shit.
the tunes_ alice coltrane - journey in satchidananda / curtis mayfield - curtis
the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rkAILtLSNU
Wed, 15 Mar 2017 23:29:02 -0500
70 Big Bear Doin Thangs
pig flu kill us all
the plan_ yung bucks keep you satisfied, playoff prep
the offroad: vegas.
the tunes_ the gap band - the best of the gap band
the video_ http://youtu.be/Oo7yO2v4dyQ
Thu, 09 Mar 2017 23:08:30 -0600
69 Potato Born
Jordie meets Ott
the plan: mumps and moves
the offroad: THE DALLAS STARS
the tunes_ yusef lateef - in a temple garden / lonnie liston smith - expansions
the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfQC0hbppMs
Tue, 28 Feb 2017 23:59:35 -0600
68 Partyman Trudeau
trade batin'
the plan_ take a shot of jagr, strader up, trade batin’
the offroad: barstool on blast
the tunes: prince - batman / lonnie liston smith - dreams of tomorrow
the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUDHrYsP2ZA
Wed, 15 Feb 2017 23:31:00 -0600
67 Kimmy "Carolina" Gibbler Part 2
look at this backpack i bought
the plan_ bryz back with bits, hitch ditched, the islanders set sail
the offroad: nordstom
the music: ailie's mix
the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJujD7usYao
the zipper on mine broke
Wed, 01 Feb 2017 23:00:36 -0600
66 Colorado When I Dip You Dip We Dip
let's deke
the plan_ trades; goalies; and whatever happens in vegas is often, relenting, and without remorse
the offroad: colorado legal weep
the tunes_ atlantic 60th: instrumental jams / roy ayers - vibrations
the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHeXCCUozTM (it crashed)
Fri, 27 Jan 2017 23:56:28 -0600
65 Back On The Scene
With The Gangster Lean
the plan: them stars, them firings
the offroad: thc brb
the tunes_ cymande - cymande / cujo
Thu, 19 Jan 2017 23:47:00 -0600
64 Alan Thicke Appreciation Station
stay hard
the plan: bad news for bad dudes
the offroad: more bad news
the tunes_ ramsey lewis trio - sound of christmas / a classic motown christmas
Thu, 15 Dec 2016 07:59:22 -0600
63 Mr. Game 7th Heaven
hockey is weird 2016
the plan_ turkey giblets, gary’s gravy train, aaron’s re-arrival
the offroad: las vegas turnaround & hockey today
the tunes_ johnny hodges - 3 shades of blue / ramp - come into knowledge
the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5Rxa-tlfQY
Sat, 03 Dec 2016 00:23:41 -0600
62 Skinny & Frail
the wilting flower
the plan_ yellow gretzky, the stanky leg, colorado turducken
the offroad: polinate me, sailor!
the tunes_ weldon irvine - sinbad / milton wright - spaced
the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxSLZkLZN-g
Fri, 18 Nov 2016 00:07:55 -0600
61 McRibeiro
can i get a mcpick 2???????
the plan_ the stars suck, vegos, league leaders
the offroad_ mcrib is back
the tunes_ herb alpert - rise / herb alpert - magic man
the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQs4dTaO3Z4
Thu, 10 Nov 2016 23:59:34 -0600
60 Good Clear Tequila
the finest yung bucks
the plan_ benny b’s dental dam, the las vegas creams, the yung bucks on parade
the offroad: the people's court
the tunes_ azymuth - light as a feather / azymuth - latin essentials
the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ4udVzQRFQ
Sun, 30 Oct 2016 00:13:03 -0500
59 The DD Buzzo Spectacular
tapatio player of the week
the plan: chris busts his hockey '16-'17 nut
the offroad: terrible hockey player of the week
the tunes: steve's spotify surprise
Sat, 22 Oct 2016 23:09:59 -0500
58.5 THC PRESENTS #2 Better Than Last Time
auston dave matthews
the plan: nothing. hockey's back!!!
the offroad: a decent idea for a rookie bit.
the tunes: jimmy mcgriff, lucky thompson, george freeman, o'donel levy - friday the 13th / charles mingus - pre-bird
Wed, 12 Oct 2016 23:18:10 -0500
58 Move It, Shake It
we're back baby.
the plan_ does anyone remember the world cup, scouting report, predicks
the offroad: russ died. we fight about numbers.
the tunes: o'donel levy - breeding of mind / o'donel levy - simba
Thu, 06 Oct 2016 23:31:15 -0500
57 The Dennis System
hop on pops
the plan_ world cuppa gabagool, ea jorts nhl lickers
the offroad: big poppa
the tunes_ jeff lorber fusion - water sign / jeff lorber fusion - wizard island
Wed, 14 Sep 2016 23:34:18 -0500
56 Fuzzy Cup of Hockey
there's not much to talk about
the plan_ world cuppa cuppa because that’s all we can suckle
the offroad_ bold claims 2015-2016 review
the tunes_ curtis mayfield - sweet exorcist / sonny rollins - the bridge
Wed, 07 Sep 2016 23:04:29 -0500
55 Greg Exists
Greg Is Here
the plan_ first lady, king blue, what a salmon what a play
the offroad: greg is here
the tunes_ the crusaders - southern comfort
Thu, 25 Aug 2016 23:17:52 -0500
54 Heathcliff
garth field
the plan_ rome hip check, canadian club, rip john saunders, nhl 17
the offroad: canadian hunter, the olympics, hispanics and latinos
the tunes_ mandrill - mandrill / horace silver - six pieces of silver
the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjzgeTh7igA
Wed, 10 Aug 2016 23:00:00 -0500
53 Aleve
all day strong for all day long
the plan: dome'd, pk subban is a nice guy, family matters
the offroad: electronic arts presents: national hockey in 2017.
the tunes_ ramsey lewis - tequila mockingbird / dexter wansel - time is slipping away
the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZuhrYgO4HQ
Wed, 03 Aug 2016 23:01:42 -0500
52 Good News, Bad News
*&@% The Islanders
the plan_ movers and stinkers, hot steamers, the good news and the bad news
the offroad: the isle of spoop and doop
the tunes_ deodato - knights of fantasy / deodato - percepção / dave brubeck quartet - time out
the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7-QvyJn-wI
Mon, 25 Jul 2016 23:12:39 -0500
51 Swiftmas in July 2016
it's also tradepocalypse 2016
the plan_ the benn clock tolls for thee, hurricane pk blows through, and wondrous trades never cease
the offroad: kimye v. swift, david's dad
the tunes: deodato - deodato 2 / deodato - happy hour
the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyW-La7nqpc
Mon, 18 Jul 2016 23:04:18 -0500
50 Tradepocalypse 2016
i feel like we uh when's the expansion draft happening?
the plan_ trades and free agency and spreadsheets
the offroad: chris burns a jersey
the tunes_ deodato - prelude / deodato - love island
the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuIADxSE69o
Mon, 04 Jul 2016 22:57:42 -0500
49 Spreadsheet Spread Em'
the offseason makes us try harder
the plan_ this offseason won’t let up, spreadsheet, bit
the offroad: modano number 9
the tunes_ deodato - night cruiser
the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_kO4HDhQCg
Tue, 28 Jun 2016 23:16:17 -0500
48 Off Season Squeezin'
why do we have so much content
the plan_ the seal has been broken and teams are pissing on the floor, fleetwood mac’s rumours with a u, and maybe we define a summer bit
the offroad: some rips, phil almost did it
the music_ the alchemist - israeli salad / oh no - dr. no's oxperiment
the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8S4aLNCz-U
Mon, 20 Jun 2016 23:05:35 -0500
47 A Dead Season & Legend & Little Man
ALF is an American science fiction sitcom that aired on NBC from September 22, 1986 to March 24, 1990. It was the first television series to be presented in Dolby Surround.
the plan_ emperor penguins and their hot dog king, ducks get randy, and the desert freezes over and howe will we go on
the offroad: rip gordie howe, michu meszaros, probably dave strader
the tunes_ quincy jones - soul bossa nova / earl hines - fatha / johnny and the hurricanes - stormsville
the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3oNl25tfoU
Tue, 14 Jun 2016 23:50:42 -0500
46 The Final: With No 'S'
probably some british thing
the plan: game 1, hitch, the mighty ducks' choice, olympian cups
the offroad: the mean streets of dallas and a suburban teacher
the tunes_ horace silver - serenade to a soul sister / chet atkins - guitar country
the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl7Pk8eB6ZY
Tue, 31 May 2016 23:18:16 -0500
45 Round 3.5: Tandem Boys
children with balls
the plan: tandem goalies, baseball, ihf
the offroad: steve's wild seattle adventure
the tunes_ richard holmes & gene ammons - groovin’ with jug / john coltrane - blue train
the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8CCPjnXvi4
Mon, 23 May 2016 23:13:26 -0500
44 Round 3: The Crying Game 7
i guess that's why they call it the blues
the plan: stars sadness
the offroad: belfour joke series
the tunes: medley of sad songs
the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GFjljhPORo
Mon, 16 May 2016 23:19:00 -0500
43 Round 2 Again: We Got Game 7s
and a heart attack
the plan: playoff hockey playoff hockey my god
the offroad: steve has questions. the big baby found a crib.
the tunes_ dorothy ashby - afro-harping / alice coltrane - world galaxy
the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIFRFE-Rr74
Mon, 09 May 2016 23:17:00 -0500
42 Round 2: For You
don't say that
the plan_ big baby lose his rubber ducky, oilers strike a 4, and the playoffs give me agita
the offroad: both pierres suck.
the tunes_ sonny rollins - now’s the time! / rahsaan roland kirk - simmer, reduce, garnish & serve
the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KAUo-K2VDA
Mon, 02 May 2016 22:57:00 -0500
41 Pierre's Patio: Round 1 Review 2016
pierre mcguire taken to task
the plan: our brackets are terrible, and we visit pierre's patio
the offroad: see you at the crossroads, the crying game
the music_ dexter wansel - life on mars / bernard wright - ‘nard
the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-INxGwz8PB8
Mon, 25 Apr 2016 23:07:18 -0500
40 The New York Penguins
cable subscriptos
the plan: playoff hockey 2016
the offroad: myregularface's seguin connection revealed by another steve deepthroat informant
the tunes: ronnie laws - every generation / ronnie laws - fever
Mon, 18 Apr 2016 22:52:07 -0500
39 Playoff Preview 2016
put on my blue suede shoes
the plan_ to russia with chub, big money lottery style, playoffs???
the offroad: put on my blue suede shoes
the tunes_ nhl 99 soundtrack / nhl 2000 soundtrack / spenser liszt - until further notice
Mon, 11 Apr 2016 23:09:51 -0500
38 Is That My Underwear Or Yours
we're all sick.
the plan_ three men: two out, one up, and a big disgrace
the offroad: the duff on her knees, goalie pad shrinkage
the tunes_ marvin gaye - trouble man / ramsey lewis - and his gentle-men of jazz
the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80rjdj9fnMk
Mon, 04 Apr 2016 22:42:08 -0500
37 First Prize: Cadillac El Dorado
not much to talk about
the plan: yik yak, tev, and gaggers
the offroad: rich boys make the money.
the tunes_ ramsey lewis - don't it feel good / thad jones - the magnificent thad
the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6-uCqa_UP8
Mon, 28 Mar 2016 23:10:00 -0500
36 Sweet Daddy Ray's Nug
a bit is paid off and a new bit goes hard
the plan_ huge if true, the morrow post-morrowtem, a conspiracy theory
the offroad: nhl gamecenter still sucks.
the tunes_ wes montgomery - goin’ out of my head / the modern jazz quartet - self titled
the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh0lCNez9xg
Mon, 21 Mar 2016 23:01:37 -0500
35 A One Game Winning Streak
we weren't prepared for this episode.
the plan: in my morrow, playoff picture, fantasy tasty
the offroad: lady lila, phone wars, mibble bibble lopo splort
the tunes: the upsetters - blackboard jungle dub / charles earland - street themes
the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuH93Su1OGc
Mon, 14 Mar 2016 23:05:20 -0500
34 Maxin' Cam Talbot
aaron saves the show
the plan: congrats to buzzo, jagr, drouin down under
the offroad: special guest saves chin's ass
the tunes_ bobbi humphrey - fancy dancer / ronnie foster - two headed freap
the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAMTYBjATSs
Tue, 08 Mar 2016 23:04:03 -0600
33 David's Frozen Yogurt Trip
David Is Anchored
the plan: world cup garbage, trades, and a trade bit payoff
the offroad: weiner dogs, maybe crawfish, steve completely punches his macbook
the tunes: lonnie liston smith explorations: the columbia recordings
the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igorvW8QGcw
the write-up: https://medium.com/terrible-hockey-cast/the-payoff-and-postmortem-of-trade-bit-2016-77d505239512#.8beedtyce
Wed, 02 Mar 2016 23:03:00 -0600
32 Leave Britney Alone
that should be the episode title
the plan_ pk and the trade bait crew and hot crawfish opinions
the offroad: trade bit, fight and claw to hot florida livin
the tunes_ twennynine with lenny white - best of friends / bud powell - inner fires
the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJOjuap1mqc
Tue, 23 Feb 2016 23:07:00 -0600
31 Sugar Ray Wiki Page
we wanted to call this RNH
the plan: stars and rangers back on the scene with the gangster lean, don't stop til you get phaneuf, a trade bit
the offroad: "horcroff", the gloves of a man
the tunes: lenny white - streamline / george duke - the aura will prevail
the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuxNcuoBoaw
Tue, 16 Feb 2016 22:58:00 -0600
30 Lady Schmear Gets Wiped
they talked about Destiny after the episode
the plan_ the dennis system, and trade bit
the offroad: bagel report
the tunes_ ramsey lewis - mother nature’s son / pat metheny group - letter from home
Mon, 08 Feb 2016 23:08:40 -0600
29 John Scott's Honda Pilot
john scott and one bit.
the plan_ the agony and ecstasy of john scott
the offroad: the trade bit, coffee
the tunes: new directions of the afro blues quintet plus one / thelonius monk with john coltrane / warren zevon - hot somebody! (the hockey song)
the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Clc97puOG6o
Mon, 01 Feb 2016 23:02:38 -0600
28 Kimmy Gibbler Wouldja
oooookay. alright.
the plan_ dallas sucks, canadian teams suck, torts got them baby back ribs
the offroad: thick, full trade rumors. the bagel report returns. puck to the groin.
the tunes: otis redding - otis blue / john coltrane - living space
the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sctHajL4rOg
Mon, 25 Jan 2016 22:12:58 -0600
27 Return of the Return of the Buzzo
Bits Take Over
the plan_ john scott fan club, barclay’s boy returns, new years resolute
the offroad: bettman sucks, trade guesses on the gd record
the tunes: ramsey lewis - sun goddess / mulatu astatke - éthiopiques volume 4: ethio jazz & musique instrumentale, 1969–1974
the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39zxefBQrvA
Mon, 18 Jan 2016 22:41:17 -0600
26 The Flavor Savor
Big Nill, Dru Nill
the plan_ star snubs, sweaty sales, wife swaps
the offroad: your boyfriend, The Nill, sad news
the tunes: eddie hazel - game, dames and guitar thangs / curtis mayfield - sweet exorcism
the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj6q-S_BKIU
Sat, 09 Jan 2016 20:03:02 -0600
25 You're Loyal, I Like That
McJesus Has Risen
the plan_ the winter spastic, backhand raising kanes, new year bits
the offroad: shortened names, darkwing duck, 3 minutes of hell, false start
the tunes: link wray - sliky link / chet atkins - teen scene
the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYYWx7YmL-4
Sat, 02 Jan 2016 23:42:08 -0600
24 Nien Nunb Bo 1
have you been naughty
the plan_ naughty and nice and a padawan’s delight
the offroad: your papa daddy and the eye glass hut
the tunes: chet baker - silent nights / the ramsey lewis trio - sound of christmas / vince guaraldi trio - a charlie brown christmas
the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsBj2Tb9S4c
Sat, 26 Dec 2015 00:39:15 -0600
23 Succ
When Sparks Fly
the plan_ alberta nights, the geese are cooked, the daley show
the offroad: the robe to the winter classip
the tunes: al green - i’m still in love with you / bobbi humphrey - black and blues
the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRNA3Fp3fDo
Sat, 19 Dec 2015 00:10:51 -0600
22 Young D Keep You Satisfied
Big Boys Night and the Stamkos Who Pressed
the plan_ bad mike out, big boys night, young d keep you satisfied
the offroad: stamkoops, farts
the tunes: gloria scott - what am i gonna do / dorothy ashby - afro-harping
the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDYyG9OqC8c
Sun, 13 Dec 2015 00:13:45 -0600
21 Evacuate The Raft
Kane Brain'd
the plan: thankful and humble, hurtin and scared daddy, getz bent
the offroad: bagel report
the tunes: al green - call me / vince guaraldi trio - jazz impressions of black orpheus
the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBWidhZOS9U
Sat, 28 Nov 2015 01:17:24 -0600
20 Chelios Chilis
Them Stars Be Shining And Daley Be Missin It
the plan: funtasty, all stars, bye bye baby, them stars
the offroad: shania three time
the tunes_ bobbi humphrey - satin doll / roy ayers - drive // google music
the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk35L3ZFkYo
Sat, 21 Nov 2015 20:32:30 -0600
19 Crimmy's Bung Angle Pose
Get Your Fill Of Daddy Talk
the plan_ armchair commissioners, yung buck shuck and jive, the devil and his canine
the offroad: dad life, the ducher, net splot in the monkey bot
the tunes: boogie nights soundtrack / elvis costello - my aim is true / led zeppelin - houses of the holy
the video_ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipzCEpAGQMc
Sun, 15 Nov 2015 00:51:00 -0600
18 Carey Price is Dead
I Got Boo Berry For A Daughter
the plan: we hurtin, we squirtin, we flirtin
the offroad: dead men, cheeze-it grooves®
the tunes: on that google plus
the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qQt8iXICcM
Sat, 07 Nov 2015 01:15:00 -0600
17 Minions Stuffin' Their Dockers
Scary Hockey Stories To Tell In The Dark
the plan_ my girl thursday, 3-on-3 OT enemies, and i can’t escape these damn minions
the offroad: lotta stars talk, appendicitis, burger street
the tunes: good ol' time halloween via google music
the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh4BuKW88f0
Fri, 30 Oct 2015 23:41:13 -0500
16 Coach!!!
he step on
the plan: if you got a beak you weak, the rising stars, hurtin
the offroad: bread, tort's jorts
the tunes: heat wave - too hot to handle/ nantucket - nantucket / some other garbage
the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WMES18KfLA
Sat, 24 Oct 2015 23:59:00 -0500
15 Mister Jim Delivers
Yung Bucks Show Nuts
the plan: fresh season, fresh meat, coach's delight
the offroad: pizza, 3-on-3, mikey g
the tunes: the band - cahoots / marvin gaye - here, my dear
the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb7ftrVk_lQ
Sat, 17 Oct 2015 23:35:00 -0500
14.5 THC PRESENTS #1 High School Burrito
The Plan: There Is No Plan
the plan: a ralphism.
the offroad: high school. chipotle. grocery stores. WHAT THE HELL
the tunes: talking heads - more songs about buildings and food / elvis costello & the attractions - punch the clock
the video_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-A-lZWWS6g
Sun, 04 Oct 2015 01:31:00 -0500
14 Crazy 'Bout A Ford Truck
Shenmue 3
the plan_ one stop down on the kane train, mouthwash stories, and we got game
the offroad: big foot aka THE YETI, pre-y2k
the tunes: the byrds - sweet heart of the rodeo / burt bacharach - butch cassidy and the sundance kid / steely dan - aja
Sun, 27 Sep 2015 00:30:00 -0500
13 My Life Is A Groin Injury
groin toin
the plan_ mcdavid, kane, and groin
the offroad: slow clowe, my life is a country song
the tunes: elvis costello & the attractions - armed forces / chemical brothers - exit planet dust
Sun, 13 Sep 2015 00:39:43 -0500
12 Pigskin & Kane Puckups
a team gotta stick together.
the plan_ law & order: on ice!, we have to go back to the island, seguin’s snaggers
the offroad: chinatown in brooklyn, kane'd
the tunes: weather report - this is this / the chiffons - sweet talkin' guy / jorge ben - forca bruta
Sat, 05 Sep 2015 23:52:40 -0500
11 I Mean Look At Professor X
it's the off season, it's just court cases and speculation
the plan_ gabagool, charged fool, and a buckin mule
the offroad: strong women, strawberries, star struck
the tunes: stan getz & charlie byrd - jazz samba / otis redding - the best of otis redding
Fri, 28 Aug 2015 23:58:56 -0500
10 The Price Is Wrong
aka Sydor BUZZtd
the plan_ phase 3, gavel bangers, iron ons
the offroad: ted turner, a-rod's website, bagel holes
the tunes_ steely dan - aja / david bowie - young americans / firefall - firefall
Sun, 23 Aug 2015 00:30:02 -0500
9 Testim 123
kane = no no; our hagelin point.... prettttttty good
the plan_ we investigate the mystery of the missing kane, hell’s freezing over, and chriz contends with some riveting news.
the offroad: true dicks #2, a lil simp, The Bagel Report
the tunes: thelonius monk - straight, no chaser / al green - explores your mind
Fri, 14 Aug 2015 23:54:31 -0500
8 And Then We Die?
we can't quite remember the name of this show.
the plan_ contract, expand, digitize, patricize, KANEinize
the offroad: some of those Bits the kids are talking about. we got five of us IN HUMAN.
the tunes: donald fagen - the nightfly, traffic - the low spark of high heeled boys, ten years after - a space in time
Sun, 09 Aug 2015 00:26:09 -0500
7 The Wisdom of Terry
the offseason is starting to become what it an offseason is.
the plan_ there were signings, the bruins are the donald trump of the nhl, we got tv deets
the offroad: salaries are out of control, i wish i was dead
the tunes_ burt bacharach - make it easy on yourself / pat metheny - travels
note: there are audio issues halfway through this episode. we will investigate and rectify.
Sun, 02 Aug 2015 00:25:09 -0500
6 Backburner Chick
the NHL is the lesser girl you take to make your main crush jealous
the plan: modano check-ins, expand your league by two with this one weird trick, a-maize-ing discrace, EASHL beta boys
the offroad: sean avery's number, she looks like a girl next door
the playlist: google music
Sat, 25 Jul 2015 23:57:42 -0500
5 Ribeiro Fight
apparently mike ribeiro caused a stir.
the plan_ we got big moves and signings. is dallas’ one-two punch as potent as chicago’s? is cam neely insane? plus some more garbage, like the heat death of mr. universe.
the offroad: we had a god damn fight.
the playlist: google music
Wed, 22 Jul 2015 00:11:00 -0500
4 Patrick Sharp Sucks
patrick sharp sucks and we all know it,
the plan_ we got moves all over. we gonna talk about em.
the offroad: i can't remember, i had to take a penalty shot.
the tunes: google music
Sun, 12 Jul 2015 00:17:07 -0500
3 I Love Drake Quotes
plus david, no buzzo
the plan: agents be free and be signed, trades done happened, there are teams who wet themselves & teams who got their shit together.
the offroad: poetry for saint louie, double d, a sponsor
the tunes: google music
Fri, 03 Jul 2015 23:38:00 -0500
2 Enter the Buzzo
we can't schedule for shit
the plan: there be awards, there be draft, there be deals, there be a printed duo.
the offroad: buzzo'd, public asian man
the tunes: google music
Sat, 27 Jun 2015 23:36:18 -0500
1 Apologies To Rob
this is actually episode 4 but we lost the first 3 due to incompetence
the plan: we break up with our girl 2015 and hit on a younger broad named 2016. finals, bishop, free agents, draft.
the offroad: WNHL draft, nhl awards, with apologies to rob riggle.
the tunes: google music
Sun, 21 Jun 2015 13:35:00 -0500